Something in my eye, about a cup full

Eyebrows have a couple of purposes. They are important in communication, a raised eyebrow can say a lot.
The other function, allegedly their main duty, of eyebrows is that they keep moisture (sweat, mostly, but also rain) from running down the forehead and straight into the eyes.
Well I want a refund, because mine don't work.
Practically everyone else around me, on the street and the underground looked cool and fresh and I looked like I'd lost a water fight.

So the cinema was a little oasis of cool and the film(Brick) was good too.