Allow me an Eddie Izzard moment

Eddie says it so much better than me:
The same people who make toasters make showers. They have a turny button too, and that lies. It goes turn turn turn for hot, or turn turn turn for cold. But the only position we're interested in is in between there... and there. One nanomillimeter between extremely fucking hot, and fantastically freezing!


And that, folks, IS my shower.
The cold tap anyway. It real is less than that' ' much of a turn between 'hmm that's just right' and 'arghh'.


There has been some competition for the computer this weekend as himself has a new computer chess programme as the old one wouldn't load properly. Conversation in FutureShop with assistant: I'm looking for a computer chess game, I have the one with the old bloke on the front of the box, is there a newer version of it?
Assistant: o-k. They might be over there let me check for you.
We find the game he means and he points out to the really quite helpful assistant the picture of the old bloke on the front and now the assistant knows which game to go to if someone wants the one with the old bloke on the front.

And he's started a blog. The link has been added.

So, with less time to spend on the computer and the weather in Toronto being lovely this weekend, hot and sunny but with much lower humidity, woo hoo, I have neglected the ole blog.
I have said before that even though I am a bit of a film geek I wasn't going to do film reviews, I have slipped a little in this resolve, what with mentioning The Corporation and all and now one more very minor slip.
Clerks II is very good.
See that wasn't such a big thing, it's not a slippery slope, I promise.