Attack a termite colony? That's suicide.

This is a termite head, thankfully not actual size.
Thanks to the wonder of Google image search.
The nice termite inspection man had a look around my house today and the house is free of these lil' beggars. Yay!
I didn't think that we had termites but the maggots over at the SlimeBucket Insurance Company insisted we have an inspection done, despite the fact that they DO NOT cover or pay out for termite damage.
The SlimeBucket Insurance Company took a very large cheque from me and every now and then phone me up to ask if I have finished all of their recommened house improvements.
This is my cue to remind them again that they have still not sent me a written list of what they want me to fix/replace/rectify. I have asked for this list 4 times now, because every time I speak to them something else seems to have appeared on the list.
They might be correct on the need for a handrail for the staircase down to the basement though, as I have slipped down twice now(totally sober on both occasions, before anyone says anything!)
and as the basement is the only part of the house which is bearable in the current heat I intend to spend a lot of time down here, even if there had been termites.
Title is a movie quote- any guesses?