"This class will be a waste of your - and what is infinitely worse - my time"

If this is all that is needed for DNA analysis then I really have been out of the lab too long.

However, I've still decided that I'm not going to go back to college here.
Even with a 'fast track' course it's going to take a few months. Now maybe it will take that long to get a job anyway but I'm not going to waste my time having someone show me basic lab skills.
Also these courses cost $5000 at one place and between $9ooo and $15,000 at another.
But most importantly, by doing one of these courses I'm declaring my current qualifications AND 15 years experience worthless.

And, if I get the full set of games then I can add lots of new skills to my resume.