Dear People of Toronto

To the guy in that coat on the TTC: I know it was -11C and 'feeling' -19C (convert here) in the middle of the afternoon, but there was no excuse for that coat. Brown matted fur with a deep V neck fringed with a big fluffy fur collar? The only good thing about it was it distracted from your ear muffs.
To the girl wearing the short denim jacket and midrift-baring top: a scarf does not make up for insufficient clothes. When skin goes that shade of blue it's time to get out the winter clothes.
To the 5 layers guy: While I applaud your preparedness, you couldn't really see where you were going, could you? The hood up, hat and scarf combo really cut down on your peripheral vision and the shirt/jumper/cardigan/coat made it a bit difficult to negotiate the steps. Maybe you and denim jacket girl could work out some sort of compromise?
To the woman behind me at Starbucks: Did you think I was standing in the queue waiting to have a chat with the staff? No? Then why, when I am plainly ordering a coffee did you feel the need to try to order at the same time?
To the guy singing along to his iPod: pretty good, I liked it.