Quote of the Day.

I think I have mentioned before that we just have a basic cable package so the only channel Iain could get the England v. Portugal game on today was an Italian language one.
He watched the game with the closed captions/subtitles, which were in English.
The translation was sometimes a bit off and several seconds delayed.
They said a 3 times that one of the players taking a penalty(can't remember which one) was - arben faced. Arben faced? what does that mean?
At the end of the game the subtitles came up with this little gem:
and once again England lose on penalties
[cheers and applause]
and Portugal go on.